Big Stan

The world calls them trash, Remi calls them One Star Classics.

Starring Rob Schneider? Directed by Rob Schneider? Sign me up!

Big Stan was, by my estimation, released somewhere toward the twilight* of Schneider's career. The Deuce Bigalow franchise had come to an end; Benchwarmers did not become the runaway hit we all had hoped and expected; and, most importantly, Adam Sandler's race to the bottom had picked up some serious steam. I mean, let's face it: Schneider has cashed in well on smaller roles in Sandler's movies.

God bless Schneider, then, for taking matters into his own hands. Directing a movie he also stars in? There must be those who considers Big Stan to be his Citizen Kane.

The premise of the movie is pretty simple, though I guess that doesn't come as much of a surprise. Schneider's character is going to jail, and he is afraid of being raped. There. That's it. Big Stan is a one hour and forty-five minute prison-rape joke. Schneider found it so funny he couldn't even contain it to a ninety minute movie.

The mind boggles when you learn Josh Lieb–the man behind shows like The Daily Show and Jimmy Fallon–wrote Big Stan's screenplay. I can only assume he was heavily medicated at the time, or possibly deep in gambling debt.

When all is said and done, though, the movie does have its place. I would guess this is quite the runaway hit in states where pot is legal. It also makes a great source for a drinking game–take a shot for every prison rape joke, and you'll be blasted five minutes in.

Hell, admit it or not, I'm sure you will laugh at least a few times during the movie. In spite of yourself, certainly, but also safe in the knowledge that you never specifically paid to watch Big Stan.

*Bonus fact: Jackson Rathbone, aka Jasper in Twilight, actually managed to fumble his way into a supporting role here.